segunda-feira, 24 de março de 2008

sexo artificial (?!)


Homem e mulher na cama do motel.
Já haviam travado a esperada "luta" e tragavam os seus respectivos cigarros:

Ele - Esses seus peitos... Incrível como podem estar tão firmes, sendo
que você já deve estar beirando os trinta.
Ela - Quarenta! 200ml de silicone de cada lado.
Ele - Viva a medicina!
Ela - Gostei deste seu sorriso... É o seu charme.
Ele - 32 dentes implantados. Mais de 16 horas na cadeira do dentista...
Ela - Viva a odontologia!
Ele - Gostei dos seus cabelos. São naturais, não é mesmo?
Ela - Aplique. Estavam curtinhos. Não quis esperar crescerem. Mas os seus
são...
Ele - Interlace. Nem dá para perceber. Posso até nadar com eles.
Ela - Há mais de duas horas nós estamos transando e você ainda não baixou
o mastro. Como consegue? Viagra?
Ele - Prótese. Depois que acaba é só dobrar.
Ela - (perturbada) Pensei que fosse pura excitação... Esse clima... o
calor...
Ele - Mas fiquei excitado, juro... Também, com esse seu bumbum...
Ela - Silicone... Nas batatas da perna também tem um pouco.
Ele - Onde mais você já mexeu?
Ela - Pálpebras, maçãs do rosto, queixo, pescoço, lipo na barriga,
culotes, cintura, botox, lifting... E também fiz a 'preciosa'...
Ele - Você quer dizer... o 'vulcão'...
Ela - Exatamente!
Ele - O que você fez? Períneo?
Ela - Não, mudança de sexo. O meu nome é Valdemar.

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Dizem que o texto é do Veríssimo..
Vá entender!!
Mas vale a reflexão!!
Homens, só os de verdade, por favor..
não vem com nada dobrável não, senão eu corto fora..
Yaaaaaaaaaaah!
uahuahuahuahuhauhuhuhaa







Texto recebido por e-mail!
Missão dada, é missão cumprida!
Quem quiser mandar sugestões, fiquem à vontade...



*****Poutzs, recebi um e-mail hoje que me deixou com medo (!)
mas se é pra correr o risco de me passar por idiota de novo,
eu corro..
quem sabe, desta vez não vale a pena, né???





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